Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,520 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
U passed 10 joints, m9. Good start.
U passed 25 joints, m9. Shiiieet.
U passed 50 joints, m9. Get rekt, m8.
U passed 100 joints, m9. 3spooky5me yo, awsum sweg.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
1000 points
5000 points
10 000 points
20 000 points
50 000 points !!!
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/245 points)
Start playing.
Face a level 100 enemy.
Buy your first shield.
Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?
Buy a new coat of paint.
Win your first fight.
Win a gamble at the sledge races.
Reach level 5.
Level up for the first time.
Knock down a punching bag.
Do some sick dance moves.
Buy your first sword.
Make a poor decision in an alleyway.
Have a beer at the Pub.
#foloyurdreamz
Reach level 10.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best shield.
Talk to the fountain spirit.
Reach level 20.
You must be so over this by now.
Buy the best sword.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
View the HowTo
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
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